Health: Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been...

By lizzzie - 09/10/2009 21:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML

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Same thing different taste

By MissPerspirent - 28/09/2011 02:18 - Canada

Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML

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By mcpeepants - 08/01/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I found out I've recently developed a bladder control issue. Every time I lift anything more than about fifteen pounds, I pee myself a little. I work in a warehouse. Heavy lifting is my job. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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Pissed

By dontpeeonmenxtime - 29/12/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML

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By PissyPuss - 10/12/2015 21:38 - United States

Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By sarah - 28/03/2021 20:00

Today, my parents wouldn't stop making fun of my shy bladder by camping out in front of the bathroom door while I’m trying to pee. As a result, I haven’t peed in 10 hours and my bladder is going to explode. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2016 10:48

Today, I finally went to the doctor for a condition I've had all my life. Turns out it was easily cured with a simple pill. I peed in my pants everyday for 27 years for nothing. FML

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Plumbing issues

By oops - 25/01/2023 03:00

Today, I realized that sometimes when I sneeze, I pee a little. I’m 28 years-old and I've never had kid; I’m even a virgin. This shouldn’t be happening. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 20:27 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 10:37 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML

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JohnE3 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 1:08

You didn't notice yourself peeing in your pants? That's nasty.

Rhodacious1 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 1:07

Ew...

Comments

lil_miss_shorty 2

Saturday 10 October 2009 16:24

The joys of being female :( I fail to see how this is a YDI

getreadysetfml 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 16:37

so fukn gross I hope I'm not first to comment

theblondeglory 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 17:39

If you have had a child in the past, it could be vesico-vaginal fistulae, otherwise, check out this website, you may find it useful to you: http://www.medem.com/?q=medlib/article/ZZZ52QBQ97C

alwaysalady 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:04

If you have had a baby, it can happen. They can fix it with a surgery called the sling, and then its all gone

sammy6597 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:50

I know it's medical

giganticbrain 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 2:13

Damn. Kinda wish I never read that, but hey, whatever.

hmmRawrr123 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 4:31

damnnnn . thats hot . i wonder whut vag sweat smells like . but you wouldnt know bc u dun even no whut pee smells like . i hope you know whut period smells like so you know whether to de-odorize yourself or not. btw you should get some cream for that or something. NASTYY ************. oh and if you **** someone and they run away screaming. dunt be surprised ;]

lmfao47 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 5:57

my name is christopher armbuster and i have dick dribble

jebusandme 1

Sunday 11 October 2009 6:04

doesn't that mean you have an STD?

LP1248 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 6:09

Urinary incontinence is very normal. keigel exercises should help add muscle to your external sphincter. Also if it doesn't get better, your MD may be able to help.