By lizzzie - 09/10/2009 21:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML
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JohnE3 0

You didn't notice yourself peeing in your pants? That's nasty.

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DameGreyWulf 0

And this is why we visit a gyno every now and then...

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fringle 0

Well it wouldn't smell much different because technically sweat IS pee; it's the same stuff. But pee sometimes smells more depending on what you eat.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Oh yes, this, though I think even normal piss smells different from sweat. Sweat tends to have a higher salt content, yes? And of course, sweat isn't made of waste product... But typically normal piss doesn't really smell strongly, but it does depend on your diet. If you eat lots of salts or sugars, your piss can easily smell... if I remember correctly.

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trebizond 0

uhh lolwut. thats like saying water is pee. they both contain water, but thats about the end of the relationship, isn't it? my understanding is sweat smells bad because it provides a super place for smelly germs to breed. pee smells because of the urea and waste products. and doesnt smell if you drink alot of water either. obviously.

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ShadowlessSilenc 1

Both contain urea, actually. And so depending on the relative concentrations they could be pretty similar.

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yowzerz 5

have you ever seen those commercials for catheters? i think they're aimed at you...

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i2osie 0

can anyone say kegels. . . and squeeze and realx, squeeze and relax, sorry had to say it. . .

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XanimalloverX 0

You have an overactive bladder. Go see Your doctor

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HUFILMER 0

Well, you can save money on the summer water bill and just walk over your yard for a few hours instead of putting out a sprinkler

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rachexl 0

i didnt know women had groins :o oops

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hogermite 0

no control, really? I find that really hard to believe - I think you meant you aren't conscious of it or don't notice it, because otherwise you would have been pissing your pants all your life. if so, do what they did in the old days and shove a tampon up there.if it doesn't fit, you aren't pushing hard enough.

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alkanechain 0

Women don't pee out of their ******. Fail.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Or does he actually think you can put a tampon up your urethra? How about you try that for a condom then, hog.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Probably. Won't he be surprised when he tries to have sex with a wiminzfolk?

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leisl14 0

it is possible to lose control.. it's called incontinence.

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EMTchic 14

uhm . . . You do realize that a womam does not urinate through her ******, don't you ???

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clockworklolita 3

Oh geez, poor you, that's got to suck horribly :( Get youself to a doctor soon as, I'm pretty sure there's stuff they can do to help. (IIRC there's an operation to help with weak bladders, which might be an option for you, but of course you'd need to look into it properly and discuss it with your doctor first and stuff).

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