Kids: Today, I learned that toddlers cannot fully digest raisins. I...

By Raela - 04/01/2013 16:59 - United States - Fort Lee

Today, I learned that toddlers cannot fully digest raisins. I learned this first-hand when my 15-month-old began pooping them whole. In the bathtub. FML

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By Getthelysol - 10/10/2018 05:00

Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML

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Best gift ever

By Vanessa - 04/02/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, my toddler gave me what I thought was a ball of melted chocolate. I held it and sniffed it to be sure… It was a freaking ball of her poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 01:30

Today, my 1-year-old son walked up to me with a disgusted look on his face. I could tell he had something in his mouth so I pulled it out. He'd been sucking on a piece of cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 01:55 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML

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By SD. - 15/05/2021 16:06 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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5-star meal

By storyofmylife - 15/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML

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Food for thought

By Michael - 20/03/2021 05:02 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while assisting my 2 year-old with potty training, she stuck her hand in her own poop, and when I wasn't expecting it, put her fingers in my mouth. Ever wondered what a green blowout tastes like? I don't have to. FML

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By cjay2200 - 28/08/2011 21:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my son was eating a plum. I was busy in the kitchen, and he came running in saying "Mummy my plum is wet", I told him it was fine and bit a bit off to prove it. He looked at me and said "No Mummy! Can you wash it please, I dropped it in my potty". I feel ill. FML

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Friday 4 January 2013 18:55

Chocolate raisins?

Pleonasm 35

Friday 4 January 2013 19:01

Grapes of Bath- By John Steinbeck.

Comments

fuckmahteeth 4

Friday 4 January 2013 19:39

hahaha thats funny :)

Pockyluvx3 4

Friday 4 January 2013 19:58

And I'm eating chocolate raisins as I'm reading this...Gross! At least it was the bathtub and not your bed OP. Over all though FYL :/

buckdharma 37

Friday 4 January 2013 20:16

Are they Bathinettes?

ballettillidie 8

Friday 4 January 2013 20:00

A raisin in the tub by lorraine Hansberry

TheStoryOfWazza 9

Friday 4 January 2013 20:16

Did you eat it.?

theguy12 4

Friday 4 January 2013 20:18

You can go sell them as second hand raisins!

itzia 7

Friday 4 January 2013 20:22

Ha ha like rabbit poop x)

JayFoShizzle 4

Friday 4 January 2013 20:25

I don't know how to feel about this

Jessj958 19

Friday 4 January 2013 20:27

I have 2 boys one is 6, the other 21 months. That is one problem I haven't encountered yet but I will remember that the next time I feed one of them raisins!

MisterEx 28

Friday 4 January 2013 20:33

Perhaps DocBastard can help/ correct me if I am mistaken on this one, but you might want to consult a doctor for a list of suitable food for a toddler. Not doing so can lead to huge stomach/etc issues even when he/she grows up to an adult. Some food can harm your baby, digested or not, on the long run.