Kids: Today, I learned that toddlers cannot fully digest raisins. I...

By Raela - 04/01/2013 16:59 - United States - Fort Lee

Today, I learned that toddlers cannot fully digest raisins. I learned this first-hand when my 15-month-old began pooping them whole. In the bathtub. FML

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By Getthelysol - 10/10/2018 05:00

Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML

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By Vanessa - 04/02/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, my toddler gave me what I thought was a ball of melted chocolate. I held it and sniffed it to be sure… It was a freaking ball of her poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 01:30

Today, my 1-year-old son walked up to me with a disgusted look on his face. I could tell he had something in his mouth so I pulled it out. He'd been sucking on a piece of cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 01:55 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML

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By SD. - 15/05/2021 16:06 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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By storyofmylife - 15/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML

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By Michael - 20/03/2021 05:02 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while assisting my 2 year-old with potty training, she stuck her hand in her own poop, and when I wasn't expecting it, put her fingers in my mouth. Ever wondered what a green blowout tastes like? I don't have to. FML

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By cjay2200 - 28/08/2011 21:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my son was eating a plum. I was busy in the kitchen, and he came running in saying "Mummy my plum is wet", I told him it was fine and bit a bit off to prove it. He looked at me and said "No Mummy! Can you wash it please, I dropped it in my potty". I feel ill. FML

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Friday 4 January 2013 18:55

Chocolate raisins?

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Friday 4 January 2013 19:01

Grapes of Bath- By John Steinbeck.

Comments

thehershman24 1

Saturday 5 January 2013 0:26

That's so funny I wish I was you just to see those raisin poops. Can you take a picture of them and send it to me because I love poop

female_troller 12

Saturday 5 January 2013 0:27

Lesson learned.

SirBathory 3

Saturday 5 January 2013 0:31

Still, I bet it was better to receive a solid refund compaired to liquid form.

Poolgirl8 1

Saturday 5 January 2013 0:37

How is that any more disgusting than regular poop in the bathtub?

BeachGirl27 23

Saturday 5 January 2013 0:49

Wow I wish I didn't have such a vivid imagination - the image in my head right now is disgusting! Sorry to hear your story. My eldest daughter, as a toddler, managed to get poo from the back of her neck down to her ankles one time so I know how revolting it must have been for you. Hang in there - it gets better I promise! xox

ChazzyWazzy1998 10

Saturday 5 January 2013 1:25

Are you talking about your child or your pet rabbit? If it was your rabbit, they probably weren't raisins....

Miss_Lucretia 9

Saturday 5 January 2013 1:30

And people say I'm weird for not wanting kids.

CharresBarkrey 15

Saturday 5 January 2013 7:05

People honestly call you weird when they find out you don't want kids? It's kind of a huge life decision, and only yours to make, so that's pretty uncalled for.

Drakonxanous 13

Saturday 5 January 2013 1:34

you should be proud they don't hold it in. they could of pooped somewhere a lot worse.

joposer 7

Saturday 5 January 2013 2:06

Sorry but 15mo is an infant not a toddler so yes, you deserved it.

ohhhsnapple 14

Saturday 5 January 2013 7:17

No. A child can usually walk by 15 months, making him/her a toddler.

dixiefoxx 22

Saturday 5 January 2013 8:56

Yeah, I could walk when I was 16 months

nerdsgetmehot 22

Saturday 5 January 2013 2:43

At least you weren't in the bathtub with him, right? My bro and I used to take baths together when we were babies (yeah, gross, I know) and he'd poop in the bath. Ugh.