Kids: Today, I learned that toddlers cannot fully digest raisins. I...

By Raela - 04/01/2013 16:59 - United States - Fort Lee

Today, I learned that toddlers cannot fully digest raisins. I learned this first-hand when my 15-month-old began pooping them whole. In the bathtub. FML

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By Getthelysol - 10/10/2018 05:00

Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML

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Best gift ever

By Vanessa - 04/02/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, my toddler gave me what I thought was a ball of melted chocolate. I held it and sniffed it to be sure… It was a freaking ball of her poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 01:30

Today, my 1-year-old son walked up to me with a disgusted look on his face. I could tell he had something in his mouth so I pulled it out. He'd been sucking on a piece of cat poop. FML

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Natural selection

By Anonymous - 29/11/2024 13:00 - Canada - Minnedosa

Today, while eating dinner, my child picked up a piece of their chicken off the floor and put it in their mouth. It wasn’t until during bath time did I realize it wasn't chicken but poop that fell out of their diaper. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 01:55 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML

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Little bundles of joy

By SD. - 15/05/2021 16:06 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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5-star meal

By storyofmylife - 15/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML

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Food for thought

By Michael - 20/03/2021 05:02 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while assisting my 2 year-old with potty training, she stuck her hand in her own poop, and when I wasn't expecting it, put her fingers in my mouth. Ever wondered what a green blowout tastes like? I don't have to. FML

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Friday 4 January 2013 18:55

Chocolate raisins?

Pleonasm 35

Friday 4 January 2013 19:01

Grapes of Bath- By John Steinbeck.

Comments

shorty6823 28

Friday 4 January 2013 21:04

Good story to tell to future girl/boyfriends! Whereas normal kids pee in the tub, yours poops raisins!

sairvic 2

Friday 4 January 2013 21:08

Did you not expect gross things to happen when you had a child? Cause you should have. Small children can be gross...

gc327072 30

Friday 4 January 2013 21:20

"Eat my shit!" "WHAT?!" "You just did..."

Kittycorn 17

Friday 4 January 2013 21:20

Did he start using them as tiny little bath toys ?

Epikouros 31

Friday 4 January 2013 21:39

Would you have preferred him to poop out fully digested raisins in the bathtub?

Mandybruin 15

Friday 4 January 2013 21:54

Hmm, this amuses me. Three Ha's for you.

mattrd_fml 31

Friday 4 January 2013 22:12

Thats not true. My son eats them all the time.

Shinara101 14

Friday 4 January 2013 22:36

I'm sorry, but that is aa baby, not a toddler. Barely even a year old! Of course it can't digest raisins! Let alone other solids!

shortasalways 9

Saturday 5 January 2013 1:34

OP said 15 month old, last time I checked a year was 12 months.

maggySNP 12

Friday 4 January 2013 22:50

Scran em

allsmilesnow88 5

Saturday 5 January 2013 0:24

It's not that they can't. Yours just swallowed them whole

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