Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that when you flush the toilet, the contents... - FML

By megxox - 16/07/2009 07:26 - Canada

Today, I learned that when you flush the toilet, the contents do not disappear into oblivion. They show up in your basement when your sewer backs up. And they come in greater numbers. FML

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meg_xox 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 19:33

So this is my FML (and I'm pretty overjoyed that it actually got accepted), but to everyone who is talking about the pipes...this is a house we're renting and we didn't know that the pipes were OLD (not cheap). And our landlord never fixed them because it would cost about $17,000 to redo everything. So we had to deal with it. And we found this out AFTER the basement was flooded. So while I appreciate your attempt to insult me, didn't really work =)

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coopcas 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 16:13

I absolutely love how you worded this.

shewasalmost18 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 16:13

shit happens. it happens to show up in your basement too

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dirtylittlewolf 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 2:43

lol, thank you OP the way you wrote this made me loose my coke from laughing XD

Liz23Ilia 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:31

I didn't know shit was like the Sand Peoples. But now I know. And knowing is half the battle.

the2belo 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:53

These aren't the turds you're looking for. You can go about your business.

slashers_fml 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 3:07

win.

kuger 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 7:58

lmfao! in large numbers? thats what got me.

MagicMeds 0

Friday 25 September 2009 4:38

"and they come in greater numbers" xD rofl and whats with the people saying that's from star wars? o.O it's just a slightly unusual way to phrase it but jeez its not like plagiarism

whatthefuckcunt 0

Friday 20 November 2009 16:13

****! shut up you idiots. nothing WINS. nothing is EPIC. and nothing FAILS. **** me dead say something ORIGINAL FOR ONCE

laurenlabelle29 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 19:21

Something Original For Once...

whatthefuckcunt 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:43

thank christ, finally.

assgas 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 22:04

The gates to oblivion have opened.

KRiddle 15

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:17

They scare easily, but always return and in greater numbers.

EmoSquirrel 7

Wednesday 18 July 2012 18:08

Well... That sucks. Makes me feel happy to have an upstairs bedroom. FYL.

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