Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth... - FML

By ow - 17/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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By farhia97 - 08/11/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

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By ouch - 03/01/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, I took a nap on the couch in the family room. My brother thought it would be hilarious to take clear packaging tape and put it on my chapped lips. Then rip it off. FML

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By Millian2 - 08/04/2012 02:10 - United States - Plymouth

Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML

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By Staples - 15/05/2010 06:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML

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By liver - 19/03/2012 00:51 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

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By anthony512 - 24/05/2013 16:08 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML

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By bloodyLIP - 14/05/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML

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But… why?

By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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mikeyforge 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 12:13

OH NO! WHO KNEW TAKING OFF DUCK TAPE HURTS!!!

armada_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 12:15

I really hope you aren't over the age of 12.

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lil_cig 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:05

Were you secretly trying to remove your 'stache? :P

LilaBear 1

Monday 18 January 2010 10:34

No kidding.

oNikkio 0

Monday 18 January 2010 12:21

That's some interesting fetish you got there.

Vurban 0

Monday 18 January 2010 14:34

Reading the comments of why she had duct tape on her face to begin with, or if it's a fetish, or calling in her age... I direct everyone to the NOH8 Campaign pictures. But yeah. Suck it up. I won't be shaving when I do my pic. I'll be removing face hairs when I take it off.

Nayda_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 19:07

No common sense.

alexFYL 11

Monday 18 January 2010 19:35

What the hell? I'm confused with all these comments. Duct tape doesn't hurt coming off. You're all a bunch of babies.

gamer132 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 0:22

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! These bunch of *******!!!!!

loveconverse 0

Monday 18 January 2010 23:24

no sh** sherlock

heartsdntbreak 0

Monday 18 January 2010 23:24

I don't see how this is a fml? Obviously, you knew it would hurt.

madzilladevil13 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:28

hahaha especially with chapped lips!!!! OWWWWWW

yeuxdepanda 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 15:09

LMFAOOO aw babe must have been sore ;/

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