Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth... - FML

By ow - 17/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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By farhia97 - 08/11/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

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By ouch - 03/01/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, I took a nap on the couch in the family room. My brother thought it would be hilarious to take clear packaging tape and put it on my chapped lips. Then rip it off. FML

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By Millian2 - 08/04/2012 02:10 - United States - Plymouth

Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML

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By Staples - 15/05/2010 06:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML

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By liver - 19/03/2012 00:51 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

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By anthony512 - 24/05/2013 16:08 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML

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By bloodyLIP - 14/05/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML

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But… why?

By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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mikeyforge 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 12:13

OH NO! WHO KNEW TAKING OFF DUCK TAPE HURTS!!!

armada_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 12:15

I really hope you aren't over the age of 12.

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2gether4ever 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 6:00

WTF?? okaay...I'll remember that ?

vampiregal16rulz 5

Thursday 8 April 2010 20:14

no actually I tried this multiple times when i was 7, it doesnt hurt. and thats coming from me, who is literally allergic to pain (no joke we found it out when i was in a hospital, i break into a rash)

kelseyjones 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 23:54

Wow, that's just common sense. Which I'm guessing you don't have..

monkeyglitter14_ 0

Friday 2 July 2010 9:17

dont worry i do that all the time,just with scotxh tape.

ilaughatmyself 7

Sunday 26 September 2010 2:15

free mustache wax!

Elphieba 4

Sunday 23 January 2011 14:21

Not even a 12 yr old would do it and know it wasnt pain free Really stupid OP

FYL1313 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:14

...idiot...

crazyrunnergirl 7

Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:29

I agree with number 3 :) I'm guessing he's 8

ohwow013 0

Monday 13 June 2011 18:58

YDI unless ur like 10

aswan15 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 20:24

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