By Anon - 05/12/2015 23:15 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I learned that while most people drunk text, I drunk clean. And by drunk clean I mean put my things away where I won't be able to find them, like my car keys. FML
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organizse 28

Solution: keep getting drunk until you clean enough of your house to find them

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Tripartita 44

Time to make a drunk videographer friend, so you'll have an account of whatever happens when you're both inebriated.

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rabid_otaku 29

Better than that one person on FML who drink adopts cats.

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igg125 30

I bet it'll be in the last place you look.

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freddygasman 18

I'd hope its in the last place you look. If you keep looking after you found them that's just foolish.

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Kiernan151 25

Ydi, just don't get drunk. It's easy not to do. And if you have problems with moderation you should get help

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littlekellilee 45

Wow, you just turned a funny problem into possible alcoholism. Too far.

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KILJOY310 11

You should start leaving yourself clues to the location of items you have hidden.

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Saraishi 24

That's more drunk hide than drunk clean.

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Murilirum 23

I might be a hybrid breed of human because I do both.

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