By anonymous - 13/08/2011 06:58 - United States

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Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML
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geekpowerwtf 0

When is taking a 20 miles bike ride not a bad decision?

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stobie450 0

Is it about my boy justin christopher robinson

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helloirony 4

What kind of crap is this. YOU DID IT WRONG. There's no way it should hurt to the point where you are unable to sit down the next day. Are you sure he didn't **** you up the ass?

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manichimon 2

Maybe this guy just gives it rough?And wouldn't her ****** be pushed into the seat? Unless you're sitting fully back on the seat, your butt doesn't get much contact. With a 20 mile ride i would imagine that OP would sit up for much of the ride.

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kitten1323 19

It was her first time! Calm down. Nobody does it perfectly the first time.

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mordecaiandrigby 26

Wow that really sucks, but why would you decide to bike ride the day after?

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wrenavery90 12

Was it rough sex? Because that really shouldn't make a difference.

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