By anonymous - 13/08/2011 06:58 - United States

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Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML
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geekpowerwtf 0

When is taking a 20 miles bike ride not a bad decision?

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BarbieGirl1671 0

Bike lube just seems like an appropriate word here..

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jaybirdrampage 0

No bike seat?

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bobmueler 0

Well look at the bright aide you can't ever make that decision again cuz ur vCard is long gone either from riding ur bf or the bike

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birdofparadise 16

Hurts, doesn't it? Going to work and walking the equivalent of 30 miles over a six hour shift with no break, hurts just as bad. Trust me.

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jamila123 5

Yeah it was pretty funny!

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MollyDollLifee 1

Losing my virginity didn't hurt, and he was huge?

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Mifflicious 18

Be careful or someone's gonna say you have a big flabby ******

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badactor009 0

Suck it up and keep peddling. Life has a lot more shit to throw at you than a bike ride with a sore snapper. Keep on losing your virginity and you are gonna have to pop your boy friend of the months (8 month/boys back) spawn from your crotch. See how ya like the day after bike ride then. Then there is work and life after mommy pays the bills coming to a reality with your name on it. That's gonna make your lost cherry bike ride seem like a vacation.

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Sniper_Fidelis 1

I still have yet to know

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1030love 10

the first time we tried, he didn't even get the tip all the way in before he stopped because he said i looked like i was in too much pain. we tried again two months later and finally got it all in but it hurt so bad i cried. i spent 10 months across the country from him, and when i came back it was like loosing my virginity all over again because it hurt almost as much as the first time. i guess i needed a small penis first to bridge the gap between virgin to 8.5" penis

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justanotherhuman 21

lol, pretty sure about 5 minutes of educating yourself on your own reproductive anatomy before engaging in intercourse for the first time would have predicted this one for ya. Nice shoutout for your donkey bf tho. Smooooooth operay-tahhhhh.

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