By anonymous - 13/08/2011 06:58 - United States

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Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML
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geekpowerwtf 0

When is taking a 20 miles bike ride not a bad decision?

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espanaitalia96 2

preparing yourself for the pain of childbirth?

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heralynn1011 0

childbirth is a hell of a lot worse then 20 mile bike ride :p

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iloveyouchung 0

Mutual feeling?

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Oniat 2

First time was uncomfortable for me, but not to the point of your pain, OP. Most girls nowadays rip their hymen being active in their teenage years or earlier (my psych professor's daughter broke hers apart at 8 from dancing with a TV program), although they may still grow back. Take some ibuprofen and suck it up, soldier. Welcome to womanhood. And I promise, it gets better :P

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shake_my_head 2

Taking a 20-mile bikeride ANYDAY seems like a bad idea...

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Moonhowler3 3

That's honestly the funniest one I've heard yet! Congrats, I hope he's a respectable guy, and welcome to the world of sex ;)

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