By anonymous - 13/08/2011 06:58 - United States

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Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML
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geekpowerwtf 0

When is taking a 20 miles bike ride not a bad decision?

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kenjames 4

She didn't apparently.

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smhlqnick 0

Ouch! Poor girl! There's no way that you could have known that it was a bad idea so you have my sympathy.

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ILoveEmoes 9

I can't even begin to describe how sorry I feel for you, OP. FYL!

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ParanoidLoko 0

Damn I can't even Handel a 5 mile bike ride

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RoxyRaccoon 4

I feel ya. Biking always gives me such a Bachache.

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DrewsFML 8

Yeah, I'd be Haydn life after biking 20 miles.

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tj4234 35

to be fair (and as someone who cycles a lot) a 20 mile cycle is sore anyway. So YDI for even agreeing.

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Person1233 12

You must not cycle a lot if you think 20 miles is a lot. Try 50 miles over the Big Horn Mountains.

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Brittany229 3

Almost the same thing happened to me when I lost mine ha.

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DrewsFML 8

Almost the same here too: my girlfriend was riding in a marathon mechanical bull tournament with my family the day she lost her virginity.

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Brits2541_fml 7

Maybe you should of considered waiting to loose your virginity until after you hear the next days plans!

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noelykins1 19

Well I wouldn't have set yourself in that situation. Sure it will be awkward but they probably heard you two getting it off last night so no worries. And to the others, she might not be in pain. It may just be awkward geese.

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bullrider92 19

But I bet your boyfriend was smiling the whole 20 miles.

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