Miscellaneous: Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's...

By Anonymous - 29/05/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's top down while passing an SUV full of gangbanger wanna-bes. That is, of course, unless you want your immaculate, newly detailed leather seats to be decorated with pretty brown and white milkshake stains. FML

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By oops - 14/08/2014 21:54 - United States

Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML

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Stoking too close to the sun

By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML

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Act of god

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 00:00

Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML

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By nakcba - 15/02/2011 10:21

Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML

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This is our song

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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Doofus

By Burned - 11/06/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I learned that if you're going to light a bottle rocket and throw it out the window of a car, you should roll the window down before you light the bottle rocket. FML

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Road rage

By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 14:30

Today, while I was reluctantly driving to work on a Sunday, some guy in a shiny Audi threw a plastic root beer bottle full of urine at my old Toyota. He didn’t even bother to put on the cap on, like a gentleman would. FML

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By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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By future MIL slasher - 23/09/2012 21:05 - United States - Rindge

Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML

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By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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Friday 29 May 2009 12:35

Wow assholes. I hate people like that, I hope you got a license yet that probably wouldn't do much.

zmiddz 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:08

Gangbangers drink milkshakes?

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vrtlmt 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 5:02

Feel sorry for you all lol. There are no social scums like that in Shanghai. woot woot.

jillz 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 5:04

Surely they'll grace the prisons with all the rest of their kind eventually. Next time blast some Disturbed, Tool, System of a Down, Ra, Godsmack, Blink 182, Korn, Shinedown ...you get the picture. And there is EVERY reason to blast music, no matter what kind. If you love it, blast it. (within legal limits, of course) And Light_Ty, that was AWESOME!

randomriot 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 6:20

Whats the big deal?? People blast their music all the time!!! You didn't deserve that. I blast my classic rock and heavy metal everyday...I don't care who's driving next to me, behind me, or in front of me. But that really sucks, I'm sorry!

omar_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:39

what! who could go wrong with classic rock what asshats

thewhorocks 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:54

I tend to drive through the ghetto area of my town with all the windows open playing the allman brothers as loud as it goes..I get dirty looks all the time but never any actual damage..

radio_x_aimee 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:19

LMAO 11-13. Seriously though, you should have stopped the music, and right before the light turned green you should have said "I'm going to the carwash assholes!" and made them feel stupid. Or just flip them off. That always works.

Barbarossa_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 5:56

Of course they drink milkshakes, thats how they are brought to the yard...

urmomluvsme 0

Monday 1 June 2009 7:22

at least you like good music

Brentos 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:23

**** some people are such ******* pukes

ya_chuzhoi 0

Monday 1 June 2009 13:17

And of course, these guys probably went ahead and blasted their own "music" farther down the road... Pecker-necked chumps like those guys are so ready to take everything as a personal challenge, or at least an excuse to act like animals. A pox on them, I say.