Miscellaneous: Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's...

By Anonymous - 29/05/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's top down while passing an SUV full of gangbanger wanna-bes. That is, of course, unless you want your immaculate, newly detailed leather seats to be decorated with pretty brown and white milkshake stains. FML

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By oops - 14/08/2014 21:54 - United States

Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 00:00

Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML

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By nakcba - 15/02/2011 10:21

Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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By Burned - 11/06/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I learned that if you're going to light a bottle rocket and throw it out the window of a car, you should roll the window down before you light the bottle rocket. FML

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Road rage

By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 14:30

Today, while I was reluctantly driving to work on a Sunday, some guy in a shiny Audi threw a plastic root beer bottle full of urine at my old Toyota. He didn’t even bother to put on the cap on, like a gentleman would. FML

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By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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By future MIL slasher - 23/09/2012 21:05 - United States - Rindge

Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML

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By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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Friday 29 May 2009 12:35

Wow assholes. I hate people like that, I hope you got a license yet that probably wouldn't do much.

zmiddz 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:08

Gangbangers drink milkshakes?

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liltys 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 8:46

#142... lighten up, live a little. im proud to say im "that guy" at the stop light blaring my music out of the car. if you dont like it too bad you only have to listen for a minute or two and if you really have a problem turn your music up. #176 thats kinda funny.

attebury1 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:26

LOL what cool guys, that's what I would drink if I was a gangbanger, milkshakes. Seriously though that sucks man I'm sorry

protooler31 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:05

not like these thugs would have the money anyways, but lawwwwsuuiiit

theecoeytauxx 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 6:14

First of all everyone blasts their music even my 82 grand dad so to everyone saying it's his fault shut the **** up. Second of all I've been woken up countless times at 3 in the morning by gangbangers blasting that shit they call music (look it up the definition of music includes melody) and nobody has done anything to stop them. There is nothing bad to be said about classic rock those assholes just thing they have to hate rock because all they are are gangbanger wannabes. Also they were jealous of your convertible cause your succesful in life while their stuck driving around in their gas guzzling car with no future cause they didn't give a shit about education. It sucks ass what happened to you but just know that karma's a bitch and they'll get what they deserve.

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Friday 4 September 2009 23:12

#167, they were black stop trying to sound not-racist and grow some balls nobody here thinks they werent

b478 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:11

idk if anyone bothered to read the small font under his post, but he lives in new mexico. not that it really matters in the grand scheme of things, but there are like 5 black people in new mexico. the people who threw the milkshakes at him were probably mexicans. sorry about your car. you did not deserve that. you should have followed them and ran them off the road

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 5:45

@40 people blast music all the time. where I live, old folks try to push noise ordinances on us all the time, but they always get shot down. i fell sorry for you if you have never had the experience of blasting any kind of music with 310 watt subs and mixed company moshing in the back. hell to the yeah.