By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

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Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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HowieDoIt 21

2 months? Santa can make it around to every house in one night. She's got some catching up to do.

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feldco1 17

Good thing it's only been a couple months and not a couple years. Time to dump that bitch OP.

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Hawaii84 16

Not the kind of girl you need to be with.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Sadly an all to common occurrence with woman.

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lndala 15

I don't know what makes you think most women are like OP's cheating girlfriend, but we're not all like that. Some of us actually have respect for our partners. Good luck finding a partner with that mentality.

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Inciter 33

No it's not. There are plenty of faithful women around. Not all of us are cheating ******.

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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17

We could say the same thing about men. Cheaters cheat, its pretty common from both sexes, sadly.

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Speshelphreak 13

You make a good cover story maybe? or you're the only one that hasn't treated her like a sex toy and shred of dignity and she's not sure what to do

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HowieDoIt 21

Or maybe- JUST maybe, she cheated on him several times. She might not be sure how to handle a guy treating her with respect, but cheating is surely not the answer.

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Speshelphreak 13

Lol either way she's not a keeper. Don't get me wrong anyone that can't stay faithful isn't worth a second of time.

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kyu_Q 19

You can't dump someone who was never with you in the first place. Just stop talking to her. You don't need closure, she does....of her legs.....mouth...you know

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rg350dx 29

**** her OP. On second thought, don't. She's a *****, probably teeming with STDs and definitely whoremones

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hienzburgess 9

well she's living the pimp life. SHE DA WOMAN.

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grumpybr 13

Well you're certainly giving her something the others aren't, or she wouldn't pretend to be your girlfriend. Maybe you're her walking atm???

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perdix 29

Easy solution. Put on a disguise so she can cheat on you with you.

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RedPillSucks 31

She might be patient 0 on the STD train.

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