Health: Today, I learned why one should never insert a tampon after squeezing... - FML

By memphis201 - 26/07/2012 17:20 - United States - Lexington

Today, I learned why one should never insert a tampon after squeezing lemons. FML

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memphis201 14

Friday 27 July 2012 15:32

Just for clarification, I always wash my hands before I use a tampon, but in this case it was an emergency, if you get what I mean by that. I also didn't have the kind that uses an applicator available so I had to actually put my hands up there for the tampon to function properly.

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KiiwiiRox 6

Friday 27 July 2012 0:51

Don't you wash your hands? I believe that's how you can get infections with dirty hands...

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Friday 27 July 2012 0:50

Lemon party?

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SouthrnGal 3

Friday 27 July 2012 2:30

I don't even wanna know the other things you do without washing your hands!!! Sorry sweetie but if you had better hygiene that sh*t wouldn't happen

punxroxr87 7

Friday 27 July 2012 2:31

im sorry op that sounds painful, i cant even laugh at this

heygirlie777 21

Friday 27 July 2012 2:36

You're supposed to wash your hands...YDI

memphis201 14

Friday 27 July 2012 15:29

I normally do but it was an emergency, if you know what I mean by that.

cash_monkey72 9

Friday 27 July 2012 2:39

I am very disappointed to point out that this FML comes from my home state.

WubbaGallo 1

Friday 27 July 2012 2:45

You're just dumb

krewer21 1

Friday 27 July 2012 2:48

Wow, smh

TahoeFMler 22

Friday 27 July 2012 2:53

Hand washing has hopefully just become very important to you!

JaysFanStu 3

Friday 27 July 2012 2:55

You shouldn't scratch your nuts after rubbing icy hot on your knee either.

Leslier_fml 4

Friday 27 July 2012 2:59

And that's why you wash your hands before you go around that area.

hoper423 3

Friday 27 July 2012 3:11

Thats messed up !

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