By memphis201 - 26/07/2012 17:20 - United States - Lexington

Today, I learned why one should never insert a tampon after squeezing lemons. FML
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memphis201 14

Just for clarification, I always wash my hands before I use a tampon, but in this case it was an emergency, if you get what I mean by that. I also didn't have the kind that uses an applicator available so I had to actually put my hands up there for the tampon to function properly.

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KiiwiiRox 6

Don't you wash your hands? I believe that's how you can get infections with dirty hands...

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Lemon party?

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every1luvsboners 11

You should probably set up a lemonade stand out by the street with a big sign that says "FRESHLY SQUEEZED LEMON-VAG-ADE" You'll make millions. There's nothing like the scent of freshly squeezed lemon-vag-ade.

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countrygirl626 16

My only thought is, how in the hell did that comment make sense inside your mind?

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daxxbuttons 12

Be honest - How long did it take you to come up with "Lemon-Vag-Ade" and why on Earth would you think it clever?

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RetardedPotato 6

What's a tampon? I'm only 14.

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alshygirl 14

Google knows everything

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countrygirl626 16

I'm pretty sure most people know by the time they're 14... At least, I knew in 4th-5th grade.

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RetardedPotato 6

I just looked it up. I didn't have the talk and I got pulled out of sex ed. Sorry :(

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every1luvsboners 11

Take the tampon out of your arse and stop trolling, retard.

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apocalyptica_fml 9

I knew what a tampon was waaayyy before I was 14. Don't they teach kids what tampons are in school anymore? it's like 3rd grade sex Ed!

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mumjo 2

FYL? Try doing it after handling jalepenos, then we'll talk....

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Michael_92 20

I feel like you are leaving part of this story out....

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Shadow_Phantom 26

You couldn't stop for a moment, and think that just maybe... just -maybe- that was a bad idea beforehand...? FYL, but YDI.

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RochelleRedvines 8

I doubt OP was aware at the moment that she still had lemon juice on her hands.

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rockerlove2013 6

Hahahhaha srry op but that's kinda funny :)

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brewmasterg 34

Take it as a warning sign and wash your hands before putting tampons in. If you don't you're asking for Toxic Shock Syndrome.

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memphis201 14

Toxic shock syndrome is when you leave your tampon in for too long genius.

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JKr3slEMO 5

Why the **** would you moan putting on a tampon!?

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SexcyyyLexiii 0

Lol I was using the bathroom at school & this girl asked for a tampon so I gave her one and the next thing I hear is her moaning lmao

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KiddNYC1O 20

People get ideas.

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jazalea8 16

To bad you are on your cycle otherwise your significant other might have liked to taste the lemons.

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

LOL LOL LOL LOL. I imagined the lady saying it with OP screaming in pain in the background.

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freedomofmusic 12

Did you not use an applicator? Whenever I put in a tampon my hand does not touch anything but plastic.

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ericathealien 7

They make them without applicators, I asked a friend if she had a tampon and all she had was the ob brand without applicators. It's awkward and gross and tampons should always come with applicators.

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