By memphis201 - 26/07/2012 17:20 - United States - Lexington

Today, I learned why one should never insert a tampon after squeezing lemons. FML
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memphis201 14

Just for clarification, I always wash my hands before I use a tampon, but in this case it was an emergency, if you get what I mean by that. I also didn't have the kind that uses an applicator available so I had to actually put my hands up there for the tampon to function properly.

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KiiwiiRox 6

Don't you wash your hands? I believe that's how you can get infections with dirty hands...

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Lemon party?

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Could be worse. You could have been slicing habañeros.

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fizzamj 6

Sooo when life gives you lemons you shouldn't insert a tampon?

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Enslaved 36

Squeeze me, babe, 'till the juice runs down my leg. ***Led Zeppelin's "The Lemon Song" is now playing in my head.:P

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tisvana20 6

And yet that is disgustingly appropriate. Pass the brain bleach please.

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KingCeltic77 18

Love Led Zeppelin!

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jgriff79 23

Lesson learned? Life is full of them.

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osm1989_fml 6

I don't understand the problem? I don't know about other ladies, but I don't have to touch myself when I use a tampon. One of us is doing it wrong.

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tymarie2012 31

Some girls have to stick it in farther just to get it in a comfortable spot. I know I do.

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perdix 29

What's the OP's gender? This would be extra-hilarious if it's a dude.

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RochelleRedvines 8

Well, hey, tampons are good for nosebleeds.

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perdix 29

And gunshot wounds :D

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RedPillSucks 31

dammit prefix. I wanted to break comment this. I was thinking he would apply it rectally.

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NoBuenoLeno 9

Well that's why they tell you to wash your hands before you use it. YDI.

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memphis201 14

I normally do but it was an emergency, if you know what I mean by that.

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