By memphis201 - 26/07/2012 17:20 - United States - Lexington

Today, I learned why one should never insert a tampon after squeezing lemons. FML
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memphis201 14

Just for clarification, I always wash my hands before I use a tampon, but in this case it was an emergency, if you get what I mean by that. I also didn't have the kind that uses an applicator available so I had to actually put my hands up there for the tampon to function properly.

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KiiwiiRox 6

Don't you wash your hands? I believe that's how you can get infections with dirty hands...

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Lemon party?

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cliffibom 15

Those bloody lemons! This was horrible, i regret that i made this comment

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ericathealien 7

On the plus side you'll be lemony fresh. But seriously, that's unfortunate, acidic liquids+sensitive tissues do not mix.

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NOOBSQUAD 0

Neither does Cutting a ghost pepper, and then wiping my ass but I've done it and I was screaming bloody murder with poop all over my hands, true story. - Nathan

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AppallingRogue 2

You wipe with your bare hands?

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NOOBSQUAD 0

No, I was STARTLED by a spider that crawled on my leg causing me to miss wipe.

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MURIKKA 11

73- That sounds like one hell of a cluster ****.

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CommonSenseDied 2

One should also not do that immediately after preparing Serrano hot peppers!

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outstandtacular 11

The thought makes me cringe.

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n1988e 8

So u seriously couldn't imagine that it wouldn't be a good idea?

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MrSassypants 33

I don't think she thought "This is a good idea. I should do it!" It is a simple mistake that could have been avoided in many ways, but wasn't.

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NOOBSQUAD 0

That's so weird, cause I just a a Lemon and was smart enough to wash my hands.

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NOOBSQUAD 0

But wasn't smart enough to spell ate, as ate

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alissa222 15

You just ate a lemon? Arn't those a tad sour to plainly take a bite of?

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WiseGuy79 14

Mmm lemon fresh! Your bf might enjoy that haha

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ericathealien 7

Except that she's using a tampon so we're talking lemonade with extra iron:-/

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unknown_user5566 26

It'd be interesting if you made the same "sour" face that most people make while eating lemons.

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UrCapsLockOn 12

bloody hell !! *someone eventually would comment that*

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musicluvr2000 11

Bloody lemons!

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JAB2010 1

Well, it's not quite the lemons that are, uh...in that area, though.

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n1988e 8

So you seriously couldn't imagine that it wouldn't be a good idea?

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unknown_user5566 26

Pretty sure OP didn't experience this on purpose. She likely handled the lemons, went about her business doing something else, and then went to change her tampon after forgetting about the lemons.

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