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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By belle_arina - 08/10/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 13:34 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 14:33 - United States - Brownwood

Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML

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By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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Saturday 25 September 2010 2:03

that would be embarrassing but the other people need ti grow up. it is only a fart. everyone passes gas.

Joseph_Stalin 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 2:08

A few Russian scientists would like to speak to you. We are currently making improved gas bombs and we feel you can really help us!

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steeledwolf 8

Sunday 26 September 2010 14:34

it waz funny when you said they had horror looks on there faces

Shaggy_92 5

Monday 27 September 2010 1:48

did you singe ur ass hairs? LOL

HappyPickles 11

Monday 27 September 2010 2:40

Why does anyone think that farting in public is acceptable? It smells like poo, and presumably, you wouldn't poo in public?

metalhead529 4

Monday 27 September 2010 6:46

at least u did not shart

Leebra 6

Monday 27 September 2010 7:57

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Did you at least say "safety"?

ohgodwtf 0

Monday 27 September 2010 16:09

I live how this is under medical .

ColdGold 6

Monday 27 September 2010 23:22

Wow. Talk to them about how they eat to find out why they don't fart. Be curious and ask alot of questions. hee hee

MC1oveN 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 1:44

What did you eat!

lgs25 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 8:10

that's what you get for eating before yoga class

crowbar_2010 2

Monday 18 July 2011 7:27

show them prissy bitches how its done!!! :D

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