By Piano999 - 21/02/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML
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Residence_fml 4

why would you lie about something like that? Oh, I know, because he would NEVER find out about it of course when he would go to your place and ask you to play a piece. -next time when you lie about something make sure nobody can find out now or later YDI

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orangesodaftw 0

@4 Yeah, because the samething couldn't possibly happen to more than one person.

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tokintot07 0

anyone that didn't vote YDI is wrong.

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jason2468 0

#8,10,and 14 r u all seriously fighting over how to spell douche btw I spelled it right

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Mandy_fml 0

I don't get why your crush would be so extremely impressed because you can play the piano. Maybe if you told him you could get both legs behind your head or something...

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inconspicousfema 0

liar liar pants on fire good for u

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perdix 29

Who the **** lies to their "crush?" I only started lying several years into marriage.

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CallMeHush 0

A couple of years? Why so long? I like your friends. I love it when your folks come to visit. I was playing golf, it must have been someone else's truck behind the strip club. You should have been able to get 2 if not all 3 of those out in your first 6 months or so.

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perdix 29

"No, those pants DON'T make your butt look fat." I'm not really lying when I say that, but it's not EXACTLY the truth. The whole truth would be "It's not the pants fault. What makes your butt look fat is your huge fat butt itself!" The other one, "Yes, I am so happy to forego sex with all other women just so you can have easy access to my money."

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Ajjas013 6

You guys are going to hell too.

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CallMeHush 0

What? You have another headache? Go lay down hun, I don't want it to get worse so I'll just keep the house quiet for you. If you need anything call my cell, I'll be at the club. ~grabs pile of singles and dashes to the door~

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jennacide 0

Why do guys lie about having a shirt or shoes "forever" lol. Do you they think it is impressive? Seriously, I would like to see inside the guys mind with this 'cause I don't see how the time frame of having a shirt matters so much. Is it equevilent to when a girl gets all dressed up and pretty then when she is complimented says, "Oh, I just threw something on." lol.

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Ajjas013 6

*Throws rocks at pendatic*

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CallMeHush 0

Actually it is quite simple, if we like something we take care of it and keep it as long as we can, (ladies take note) This kind of made me laugh tho as I have some shirts that are well over 20 yrs old. They start as going out wear, then bumming around wear, sweats then become neckless/sleevless work out shirts and finally a work shirt. If I don't like it all that much it skip a few steps and goes to Goodwill.

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perdix 29

aly627 #100, how about the classic: "Stop crying. You are NOT the worst I ever had!" All the girls use this one on me.

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perdix 29

aly627, if you want to use that one, I am always available ;)

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perdix 29

Well, if you look forward to consoling a crying man who is apologizing for poor performance, sure! I'm glad you are so excited, because that will only magnify the disappointment, thus giving your lying skills the biggest challenge.

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Tamara2011 0

that's what you get but, you could make up another lie and say you recorded it unto your computer...

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aback 4

Don't be a pathological liar. It won't get you what you want.

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kaitlinQ 0

wow that's sad all these people are right and next ime lie about something more important gosh!!!!!

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