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By Piano999 - 21/02/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML

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By NonPianoMan - 26/08/2021 16:01

Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML

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Self sabotage

By StarryEyes - 27/01/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML

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By 420dits - 26/01/2010 01:16 - Canada

Today, my crush went on webcam on MSN. He looked really adorable, so I took about 6 screen shots and copied them into paint. I accidentally took a screenshot of my screen with all the pictures on paint and copied it into the conversation. FML

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By auto boogie man - 19/11/2015 16:44 - United States - New York

Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML

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By idefka - 08/04/2017 02:00

Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML

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By ripmylife - 10/10/2016 17:53 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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Doofus

By Anonymous - 02/02/2025 22:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my crush when I laughed so hard that I snorted. Then I tried to play it cool by saying, "I do that on purpose sometimes." Now he probably thinks I fake-snort for fun. FML

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Liar !

By Anonymous - 14/03/2020 09:00

Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML

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Bad omen or what?

By Chipper - 09/06/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML

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Courtz08 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:21

that'll teach you to lie! :P

Residence_fml 4

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:24

why would you lie about something like that? Oh, I know, because he would NEVER find out about it of course when he would go to your place and ask you to play a piece. -next time when you lie about something make sure nobody can find out now or later YDI

Comments

AlcaSMT 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:39

Facepalm

samantha_durano 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 14:04

^^ ahah, this,

cracktus 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:47

Liar, liar, plants for hire.

purplemnm 9

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:11

it's pants on fire Patrick.

fisheatsbear 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 14:34

well you would know

iSwag 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 15:45

lol @15 and then an ASTRONOMICAL win for 24 long live spongebob

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 15:53

I'd like to rent a ficus.

Chocolatine_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:47

I don't know why, but #70 made me lmfao.

Tabbykat9698 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:47

so what about when he asks you to play for him?

transcedental 18

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:52

ydi for lying

fuckyouasshole66 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:52

ydi

Ragna_fml 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:07

ydi

Lisa89 3

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:09

YDI for lieing and being a douche for thinking you have to lie about those things to impress your crush. And YDI for thinking this lie would work.

Andre93 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:10

Maybe he'll think you were just playing a joke, and just laugh it off. EIther that, or he'll just be EXTREMELY disappointed and never ever talk to you again. Good luck!

vman70 4

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:28

epic fail!!!!!!

aDropOfSunshine 2

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:30

Haven't you seen enough movies or shows where lying about dumb shit always goes wrong? And if you actually managed to get your crush's attention with what I'm assuming is a bullet-proof plan to continue this lie, what then? He finds out you lied. Great plan, no really.