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By Fatass - 18/04/2014 05:37 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 710
You deserved it 13 883

Same thing different taste

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BubbleGrunge 18

Why lie OP? If I was that cashier I wouldn't judge you; I'd be jealous you are buying all that candy. Got anything sour??? Share the wealth!

dimerneckel 22

They know that that is what you are doing with all that candy... You aren't fooling anyone

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I do it too. Ignore the honesty police here, I totally understand.

rocker_chick23 27

Why would you lie? The cashier doesn't give a shit if you're getting the candy for yourself or for a party.

Telling lies will just concrete your loneliness OP ;)

Burning calories at the gym is hard work. I run for a freakin hour on the treadmill while watching the calories burned, and think, that's it. All that and that's all I burned. That candy bar was totally not worth it. (psych) Gimme candy!

yeah not gonna lie i do this all the time, no shame. candy is awesome, used to eat a big bag of starbursts almost every day. almost all the cashiers in my town know whats up anytime i show up

Own it. I went to the store at Valentine's Day and bought 4 of the largest boxes of chocolate. The cashier at the register says, "Aw, are these gifts?" ( :) ) "**** no, these are all for me!" Except without the ****, because the cashiers in my small town are horrified by foul language. Twist conclusion: Just about everyone edits themselves for people in public, consciously or not. Not anything wrong with that in itself. Still, if you dwell negatively and at length on your action, perhaps you should consider changing your honesty or the behavior itself.

Badkarma4u 17

Don't be ashamed if you want to gorge. Men and women fought and died. So that you have the freedom to stuff your face if that's what you want to do. At least have the courage to do it and not hide like a coward.

Aww, I'm sorry OP. That's nothing to be ashamed about! Everyone has candy binges once in awhile.