By Holly - 05/02/2010 07:33 - United States

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
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By Anonymous - 01/12/2024 15:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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Cthulu 0

I bet it laughed at you and told you to lay off the Krispy Kremes. There are some lies that just can't be tolerated, even by a treadmill.

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nojobryan 0

I lied to my teacher and got an F and a black eye from him "sipping" on a spot of water on the floor. Then I got sent to the principals office because I made a teacher slip. DONT LIE!!!!!!!!!

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claiiire_fml 17

YDI. You're pathetic, OP. Its a treadmill. It's not gonna gossip to all the other treadmills.

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kenjenkei 32

Oh, come on guys. Stop being dicks- I bet you've all done something far dumber at least once in your lives. I know I have. OP, don't worry, it's understandable. Sometimes having some excess weight can be embarrassing to admit, even to yourself. Good on you for making the first steps towards better health!

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