Transportation: Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I...

By chevysprint - 28/02/2010 05:36 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Masey - 17/09/2009 12:46 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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Locked and loaded

By Anonymous - 30/12/2011 03:07 - China

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

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By Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By AAA guy - 04/02/2015 16:02 - United States

Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML

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K0RRuPT 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:20

Atleast now you know your car is newbie-burgler free..

Blue_Black_fml 21

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:22

now you have a legit excuse for being late; you had to go to the hospital.

Comments

Fuzzbump 5

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:35

I'm just going to assume you have an unusually tough car...

Fedor_is_KING 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:37

Bright side of things, your car window is pretty badass.

akagron 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 19:51

You speak the truth.

AlterEggo 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:47

Going with a YDI for being irrational. Besides, YOU locked your keys in the car. YDI, stop being a pansey and hit the gym.

ItchyRegion 3

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:58

instead of throwing the rock, you should of ate the rock and harden the f*%k up!!

Dont_Explain 3

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:09

Respect for the reference, it even made me laugh!!!

LoveDemon 19

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:05

Do you ride a bullet-proof car , or what ?? ..... :O

Nando_Fix 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:12

hahaha that sucks, but car windows are pretty strong, i would know i almost broke my arm trying to elbow one. You're better off using a screwdriver instead :)

ChrisJ13 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:38

Epic Fail! Either u jab carbon fiber windows that will not break or ur a weakling...

ChrisJ13 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:39

*hav

skeez_fml 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:19

*have also, *you and *you're

astro2 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:42

since when are windows bouncy? plus what type of old piece of crap is it, nobody locks keys in cars anymore since most people use the key to do the locking. Espeically modern cars with central locking

DreamerofWorlds 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 14:03

People still locks their keys in their car ALL the time. Some newer cars dint necessarily come with central locking- it's an added feature that some people can't afford. And even if OP does have an older car, so what? My first car was a 97 Mazda protege, because as a recent high school graduate, that's all I could afford.

Shokz992 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 15:08

Added feature? I remember my family having a Ford Focus back in 2000~ (which was a couple of years old already at that point) that had central locking... That's not exactly the high end of the market... I'd be very surprised if every single car produced today doesn't have central locking .