Transportation: Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I...

By chevysprint - 28/02/2010 05:36 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Masey - 17/09/2009 12:46 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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Locked and loaded

By Anonymous - 30/12/2011 03:07 - China

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

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By Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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Stranded

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By AAA guy - 04/02/2015 16:02 - United States

Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML

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K0RRuPT 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:20

Atleast now you know your car is newbie-burgler free..

Blue_Black_fml 21

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:22

now you have a legit excuse for being late; you had to go to the hospital.

Comments

snoopcatt12 0

Monday 1 March 2010 0:43

I totally dont beleive this FML. who smashes their own window? either you are incredibly stupid or a liar

potatoboy 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:24

EPIC FAIL

xXmiss_bipolarXx 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:26

what did the car ever do to you?! :o

ariel_21pr 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:31

Either this is a lie, or that rock wasn't as big as you thought. YDI, for not calling AAA.

u_killed_kenny_ 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:31

what a fail. how did it not go through though?

rouxvanity 0

Monday 1 March 2010 3:36

damn. that's some strong glass. 

cjdeskins09 0

Monday 1 March 2010 3:47

hahaha complete failure!

davidle1 0

Monday 1 March 2010 3:59

lock smith $75 new window $225...easy math there bud...you totally deserved it. just call your boss say you will be very late. sign up for a roadside service mine is $80 a year and it pays for lock outs...gas if you run out...tows also...it has paid for itself several times already