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Maybe I'm a moron, but I don't think I was ever told not to put everything on one keychain until about six months ago, and I'm 22. I never thought about it. And let's face it, when I was in college, everyone I knew that lived in the dorms kept their dorm keys and ID on the same keychain. To solve the problem of the keys being too heavy in the ignition, get one of those keychains that has multiple rings and comes apart. I have one with 3 rings: one for my car keys (which get pulled off the main set every time I drive), one for my apartment key/laundry room key/mailbox key, and one for my work keys.
it would have been a picture perfect day , if they didnt try to jingle your chain like that. bawaaaa
Meh, you only have one problem and there are at least two solutions. You can either convince the security to let you into your dorm, or you can break into your car. There are plenty of locksmiths who can do that easily.
Damn. That's no fun... been there, more or leas. Break a window, then?
This is what you call "putting all your eggs in one basket." I hope you learned your lesson today, otherwise it may just happen all over again.
i would suggest roadside assistance with your car insurance, they will pay for a tow truck to unlock your keys. works for me.
Look I know burning at college is the shit guaranteed but I mean if your all stoned as **** make SURE that's thee first thing u check .. The keys!!
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