Transportation: Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes...

By Anonymous - 13/10/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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By burning balls of fuck this - 25/02/2013 22:30 - United States - Oakton

Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By Argh - 03/11/2013 20:18 - France - Saivres

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML

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Morokea 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:44

A rock shall be your new best friend.

canucksrule88 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:46

damn some divine power must hate you

Comments

misspeg 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 20:31

what's hide-a-key? I'm Australian and I haven't heard that before here. or I've bn under a rock. please explain?

Muggaar 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 2:56

I don't get it, how do you lock your car without your car keys? 0_O

BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 5:16

havinn a ruff day (:

sexybitch92 0

Monday 10 May 2010 13:23

#19 and #21 are both idiots for arguing over keyschains and keys.. lol.

happykate120 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:53

The exact same thing happened to me...on my first day of college frfeshman year. It sucked donkey dick.

PurpleAddict 0

Friday 17 December 2010 7:17

See kids...? This is the perfect example of a fail. YDI in so many ways, OP. Step 1: Bend down. Step 2: Pick up rock. Step 3: Throw at car window. Simple, right? Who the hell keeps all their stuff on a freakin' keychain? Oh wait... This dumbass.