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I would say this is a serious FML, but why is your ID on your keychain? Unbelievably stupid. That's like keeping your social security card in your wallet, along with your credit cards and license. Come on... But this made me laugh. Sorry. Haha.
well I'm sure it's his student ID... which could easily be on his keychain for easy access. OP you definitely ****** urself though
Do him sexual favors and he'll unlock your dorm without needing proof of identification.
This is why you should split those things up, rather then keeping all in 1 misplaceable spot.
Put it inside your body. That way, you'll never loose it.
That's why you never keep keys with ID cards...
Try a hide-a-key. It helps. I once lost my keys on a ride at six flags... lol I'm gonna go post that one =p Btw, OP, I hope your cell phone wasnt in the car as well. Lol...
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A rock shall be your new best friend.
damn some divine power must hate you