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There's a new twist on an old phrase I heard in a lecture once; If you put all your eggs in one basket, never take your eyes off the basket!
if you put all your eggs in one basket ****** ******
Time to call a locksmith to open your car for you.
YDI Lern to lock your car with the keys, as it does not seem to have remote. YDI Learn to keep your important keys separate YDI Learn to keep your ID separete from any of your keys
LEARN to spell correctly and then maybe someone will take you seriously. Until then, we'll just SEPARATE you from the smart people. And good for you keeping your keys together. Easier to stay organized as opposed to having millions of key chains for each occasion because you're a paranoid little bitch. And locking your keys in the car happens to everyoneeee, you're story just has a fun twist to it. haha hope everything works out.
lol wow this confused me at first ahah buh FYl
You should get a Hide-A-Key. Mine has saved me once or twice.
looooool that made me laaaaughh.
Oh college life, don't you love how awesome they are
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A rock shall be your new best friend.
damn some divine power must hate you