By zuut - 18/01/2009 05:22 - Australia

Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML
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your_face 15

It's pathetic that you need FB action to feel good about yourself.

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tishytot 0

My power has been out for over 2 weeks because of an ice storm. I have no new notifications on Facebook. I have nothing on Myspace. Nothing on Twitter, or any other website I use. **** your life? **** my life.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

I'm the same way. I usually check Facebook, deviantART, SheezyArt, and my email to see if I get anything. Yes, I have no life, but it's always nice to know that people remember you exist. God that feeling sucks. I do talk to people offline though. They just tend to be more... assholeish for some reason. Anyway, it's alright. Being face-to-face with people isn't easy for everyone.

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pattymayonaise 0

facebook is a waste of time, I deleted mine today. It's sad that people think how many "friends" they have or wall posts they get in one day means they have friends in real life. FML is a time waster too, at least I can get a chuckle out of it though.

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Vamphyre73 12

Facebook isn't a total waste of time, it is very helpful for planning events when people don't see each other all the time in real life, and it can help people reconnect. I do admit though that people iften over use it and then it becomes a waste of time.

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jaychourox121 15

if i'm not on facebook for that amount of time, i would have at least 120 notifications. 3 days i didn't go on facebook and i had 94 notifications

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xx3ginaxx3 0

I think it stops counting after 99. I would know because I gave up facebook for lent one time, and all my friends decided to write on my wall every single day for the whole 40 days. AND they left comments on their posts. so between the friends who posted multiple times daily + other notifications, I would have easily had over 1,000 notifications, yet they only went up to 99 when I logged on ..

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drewgreenan 0

ya jay is just showin off cause he has no life!!

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blinkingstarlet 15

everyone is quick to judge OP for "not having a life"... maybe they live faraway from home and haven't met that many new friends yet. being homesick is a terrible feeling.

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Howdyplz 2

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww nobody on teh interwebz lieks meeeee!! Seriously, get a life. Concentrate on your real friends. If they speak to you, it shouldnt matter who does or dosent talk to you on facebook. Theyre the ones who are going to be your friends for life, your shoulder to cry on, your buddies, the ones who you stay with when you can't pay your rent or your power is out. Wall posts, pokes or facebook friends mean nothing. I know a girl who has about 4 good friends IRL and over 900 ones one facebook. See my point? You can't have 900 TRUE friends. Facebook poularity will never matter. Be happy for your real friends.

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miso1337 0

thats not rly a bad thing, imo the more active u r on facebook the more notifications u get. inactive for 9 days = not many notifications (or in ur case, none)

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C0okieMonster 0

Awww, want me to cry? Omg, who the **** approved this?! >

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drewgreenan 0

haha ya I've made better ones and they were never posted!!!

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sm0508 0

Lmao... I'm on maybe twice a day for 10/20 minutes per time and daily I get 50+ notifications. It depends how active your friends are, not how active YOU are.

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