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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 14:44 - Canada

Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By Noname - 24/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML

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By Traumatized - 05/03/2011 19:57 - Israel

Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By fmylife - 26/08/2010 10:09 - Malaysia

Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

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Nooooo!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By sydysyd - 21/11/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

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robvicious_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:19

masturbation is normal and healthy, tell'em to shut the **** up!

dino_witha_cape 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:25

delete all of their un-important files on their computer leaving a video of you screaming "NO!"

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strangersdk 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:45

Masturbating is normal and good, they've done it those ******* hypocrites.

Sulphuric_Glue 16

Monday 7 March 2016 12:55

People who say they haven't done it are liars. Even asexual people do it. Everybody gets the urge.

Rupus 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:45

Errr, what? So they went onto your computer, found your folder, went into your folder, somehow knew which one was your favourite, deleted them all, made a new video, renamed the new video into your favourite one, and left? Those are some determined parents right there.

RinaOfTheDead 0

Saturday 1 September 2012 11:05

They could've known it was his favorite by how many times he watched it in his history...

lifesuck_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:48

#6 what the hell is wrong with you? Op you should've protected those files...it's hilarious, though hahah

featherhead 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:49

that's weird..

Silhouette_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:50

With parents like that, you should know to stash your **** better.

SaintJared 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:50

Nothing, #23. I just know how to have a good time, and since they ruined my favorite video, I'd have jacked off to them talking, but video taped it. Then, I'd put the file in the folder.