Creepypasta, Scary and Miscellaneous: Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed...

By banana2894 - 10/08/2012 04:40 - United States - Eugene

Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML

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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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By Asshole Parker - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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By Hairylass - 02/10/2018 06:00 - United States

Today, I realized that I have an odd habit of plucking the tiny white hairs on my upper lip when I am overly stressed. But only the right side. I noticed when examining my face and seeing they'd all come back black. I've got half a mustache. I'm female. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 01:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on the train and a woman approached me from behind and told me that if I didn’t stop staring at her, she’d kill me slowly and painfully, then she pulled out a switchblade to support her argument. I wasn’t looking at her at all and was in fact looking in the opposite direction. FML

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By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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By milkymoo - 30/05/2011 01:45 - Cyprus

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 04:20 - Canada

Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

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By crazyautio - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left, she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML

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Friday 10 August 2012 12:02

The horror!

ninjadinos 14

Friday 10 August 2012 12:04

Oh, come on. Nobody forced you to look at the lady. Just chuckle and move on.

Comments

Dracoboxer357 35

Friday 10 August 2012 21:55

99- Honestly, it would depend on the circumstances and the person doing it. For the most part, I imagine it would be funny to see, a shock reaction thing. ;) But someone coldly, emotionlessly staring and deep throating.....and staring.....and staring, would be creepy as all hell! ;( Gah! On a side note, I'd prefer Not to open my email to find a pic of you coldly staring at me with a banana, if it's all the same to you. ;P) *Teasing!*

YOFO 0

Friday 10 August 2012 23:16

Hahahahaha!!!! Rofl!!!! Omfg!!!!

jakedidit 1

Friday 10 August 2012 23:20

Just do you know, since she is fat she probably eats a lot of fast food, which the livestock used is grown using tons of hormones which is why she has a mustache. You should roll down the window and tell her that all could be solved by not being a fatass.

SoultheWolf 19

Friday 10 August 2012 23:35

The hormones in food aren't what cause people to grow hair, in fact EVERY woman, fat or skinny, have mustaches. Some just happen to have them thicker and darker then others. The hormones in food, which if you knew come in 95% of the meat NOT in greasy food, are meant to incrase the fat density for weight and the milk (for cows, sheef, goats, ect.) and that is what causes the fat build up. The only way to bypass not getting the hormones is if you buy the organic milk or lan meat. Stop trying to be smart when all you are doing is being a shallow prick.