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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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Haggis300 25

At least she left- she sounds like a pretty horrid person. You deserve better OP :)

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NotQuitePro 6

You dodged a bullet man, tells a lot about her character. You are a much better person than she will ever be.

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Glasshoney 9

Her loss because you'll get better, I'm sure. It takes time and practice.

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laggy 4

hey op. your first time isnt gonna be impressive.... dont feel down about yourself, she dont deserve you.

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catums 2

At least u had sex with the girl u dreamed, not everyone got the chance to do that.

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LWOU_fml 9

Atleast she said you didn't do great! That would have been heart breaking!

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ajs1987 15

Well it didn't suck for you. No one is a sex expert the first time around, that comes with experience. I'd just leave that rude girl alone and move on. I'm sorry she made you feel like shit, but don't get bent out of shape over it, she's not important anymore.

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janfleury 19

No ones first time is great. Don't let her being a jerk make you feel bad. The only person who should feel bad here is her. That is never the right response to anyone, first time or not. Sex is a learned thing and the only way to get better is practice and commutation with your partner. Sorry OP and you deserve a lot better.

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