By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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Haggis300 25

At least she left- she sounds like a pretty horrid person. You deserve better OP :)

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Fraggled 5

oh, sweetie, it'll get better. I promise. Start looking more at what's on the inside of people than the outside and you'll find someone much better.

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FrostyNipz19 12

Way to go champ

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blostrich_ 19

I'm so sorry. I know she wasn't the girl of your dreams, because there is someone way better for you out there.

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Zebediabolical 39

Honestly, the problem with dreams is that eventually you have to wake up or die.

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Axel5238 29

You may not be fantastic the first time, but hope you weren't trying stuff you see in **** or too timid to get into it. You gotta have some confidence it what you are doing otherwise it's going to be disappointing even if you have experience.

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cappellaaa 23

What a bitch!! Sorry you had to go through that op!

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BobbyJ86 4

Doesn't matter, had sex!

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RayRey009 5

She meant she made a huge mistake to say it was disappointing, which means she actually liked it. Dont you get it?

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