at least you hit that

Well most people's first times are not amazing anyway. Can you expect a first time driver to drive coast to coast? Can you expect a first time baker to make a divine wedding cake? Nope. Don't feel down on yourself. Even if the sex was bad, her reaction was totally immature. At least you know she really isn't the girl of your dreams. The right girl would love you and help you get better with practise. She will communicate about what feels good and doesn't and she will be understanding. You'll find her someday, but for now, don't feel down on yourself :)

That's absolutely awful. I'm a virgin, so I'm not an expert (or "sexpert," if you will). I'm sure nobody does good the first time. Damn.

Deliver with british accent: Yes, Madam, I do suck but you're an asshole. And in time I'll be better...

She kind of sounds like a bitch. i'm sure you'll have better luck with the next one ;-)

Wait till marriage people.

I'm sorry

next time find her clit

Life lesson my boy

Sometimes, the true girl of your dreams is closer than you think, waiting to be noticed.