By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 013
You deserved it 4 134

Same thing different taste

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At least she left- she sounds like a pretty horrid person. You deserve better OP :)

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It's alright bro "**** anyway" she's just practice for the next. Girls want guys who are good kissers you gotta kiss a lot of girls if you follow

Solution to half the FMLs on this app: don't have sex unless you're married. YDI

She sounds just horrid. The first time is never great but she sounds like a real bitch.