By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.

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batmanpete 0

you couldn't wait another 12 years? youre pathetic for bein 28 and STILL a virgin

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Chris9154 6

no worries bro I'll get em next time...

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Shotyaw 2

I personally thinks there's nothing wrong with being a virgin till that age.. but I agree, this is pretty ****** up..

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jazz23 2

you have to clean the damn pipes man!?!!? so, did you **** on her? lmao

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cajekraze 7

just go again. Guys can do multiples, it just takes longer, which she won't mind

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mrsvickybear 9

it's alright! dont worry bout what other people say if you were extremely attracted to her and you're a virgin then tht is sort of expected... atleast it was with someone that means alot to u:)

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doodlingdavid 0

wow that's just sad there is a reason you are a virgin

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rnath23 4

so get it up again and keep going! again and again and again!

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MissChaos84 0

Umm dude.. that means ur still a virgin

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