By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 18:24 - United States - Mission

Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 808
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Same thing different taste

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Yeah if he slipped it in your ass he knew what he was doing. Secondly you can't just "slip it" in the ass without proper lube anyway. You should've felt him knocking at the back door and then you could've guided him to the front. If he slipped it in your ass, then he's not a virgin. You got scammed.

If you've masturbated before you actually had sex with him, you should tell him what you like and help him around. If he was also a virgin or pretty inexperienced he might not know his way around your lady bits

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Are YOU sure you know which is which?

itsjulia16 4

It doesn't matter if they were both virgins at the time. If she is the virgin I'm guessing they did missionary and if so there is nooo way he just "slipped in"...but even regardless of position and his experience, everyone knows the difference between the hole of the ****** and hole of the anus...and even if he did in fact accidentally brushed against it it wouldn't just "slip in" unless it was lubricated in some way which I'm guessing it wasn't since she was not expecting it. So he clearly just pushed himself in her without going slowly which as a virgin in any sense you don't dooooo!!!! Like wtf, you would have to go slow to even have regular sex even if you are a virgin. He obv didn't go slow and just went for the ass even tho he didn't get her consent...literally scum right here I can't event...

BlueJuly 3

He "slipped" in your (virgin?) ass? That sounds like something made up by a 13 year old boy who just heard of anal sex for the first time...

How could you not be aware that you married an idiot? Surely you to messed around a bit or atleast discussed sex.