Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage,...

By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 18:24 - United States - Mission

Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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True romantic

By Anonymous - 28/03/2020 08:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. During the act, he looked deep in to my eyes before whispering, "Up the arse next time?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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By newlywed - 27/02/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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Giggle loop

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By luckygirl - 13/10/2015 16:20 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML

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Globrorey 3

Saturday 2 July 2016 6:12

Yeah if he slipped it in your ass he knew what he was doing. Secondly you can't just "slip it" in the ass without proper lube anyway. You should've felt him knocking at the back door and then you could've guided him to the front. If he slipped it in your ass, then he's not a virgin. You got scammed.

sadblufly 18

Saturday 2 July 2016 6:06

If you've masturbated before you actually had sex with him, you should tell him what you like and help him around. If he was also a virgin or pretty inexperienced he might not know his way around your lady bits

Comments

kharwood1208 14

Sunday 3 July 2016 19:16

bwaaaaaa!

facehit 4

Sunday 3 July 2016 21:06

hey if you do it just right anal is amazing

dragonrider1959 18

Monday 4 July 2016 5:44

Either he was doing it on purpose, or those abstinence only sex Ed courses are really taking their toll

GuyGuyson 7

Monday 4 July 2016 9:34

It's hard to tell if it really was an accident without knowing the position

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 4 July 2016 11:45

Ladies and gentlemen, this is why you *don't* wait until marriage to have sex. But ... everyone's choices.

Denny1988 19

Monday 4 July 2016 12:09

hey!!! you lost 2 Virginities in one night, well done

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 4 July 2016 16:20

I don't want to sound bitchy or like I'm piling on, but this whole waiting until marriage is anything but romantic. The first time is never easy, as I'm sure you've just figured out. And waiting until sex to have marriage is like buying a car without taking it for a test drive. This is also what a lack of comprehensive sex education gets you. Now, I don't know if he was lying or is an absolutely clueless idiot, but you both need to figure out what you're doing.