By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 10:50 - United States

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Today, I lost the remote control to my TV. I can't change the channel manually on it, and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial for the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this for an hour now. I'm a female, and I'm beginning to feel like I need this product. FML
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Renesaga 8

Get it on one condition: It's gotta be $19.95

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TheComputerGuy96 16

Your tv doesn't even have a power button?????? Unplugging it might be dangerous, but a tv without a physical power button is weird. (And I have an LCD tv)

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Waffle817 0

yes you sound like you need a penis pump

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xFaust_fml 12

Why do you watch it? Turn the tv off...

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ANTLink19 4

get a computer? get a new tv? get a life? pick one.

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meganpaige 0

obviously she has a computer. >.<

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AssDan 0

Oh hun, I'm sorry about that. I put the remote somewhere your fat ass would never find it. Check the bottle holder on the treadmill. Your husband PS. You do have a penis.

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littlemissdqgirl 8

She must mean she's too lazy to get off her ass to shut it off. All tvs have at the very least a power butten. Then again they also usually have chanel and volume buttens as well.

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stronghand0331 17

They slowly creep in with their penis pumps and mesmerize you so that you lose all brain function, your fingers go numb and you just CAN'T change that channel! The sex industry today is ever changing

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blakid 10

And people usually know how to spell button too.

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TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

time for a sex change lady.

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stronghand0331 17

She doesn't need s a sex change to enjoy a penis pump... It could be a juicer of some sort.

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Nerrage 0

And I think a sex change is a bit worse than using a product in a way it wasn't intended. Juicer ftw!

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stronghand0331 17

No, not sick. Just practical. Anyone want some fresh squeezed lemonade? Ha... But seriously..

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fadingaway 17

You let adverts trick you into wanting their products, and you can't turn the tv off or unplug it? YDI

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QWERTYCommander 5

It's called a power button. They were on TV's since their invention. Press it. No, don't pull it up. Press it down. There you go. And I thought I was lazy.

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disney_blonde 16

Turn it off or buy a universal remote. Only blame yourself for continuing to watch an infomercial for so long.

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