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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 10:50 - United States

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Today, I lost the remote control to my TV. I can't change the channel manually on it, and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial for the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this for an hour now. I'm a female, and I'm beginning to feel like I need this product. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 515
You deserved it 9 834

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Get it on one condition: It's gotta be $19.95

TheComputerGuy96 16

Your tv doesn't even have a power button?????? Unplugging it might be dangerous, but a tv without a physical power button is weird. (And I have an LCD tv)

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RedPillSucks 31

YDI cause you can't find anything else to do but watch TV (and be on FML, apparently) YLS cause you can't find anything else to do but watch TV. The good news is you now have an 8'' ********.

really, op, turn it off. u probably need physical activity. especially since u couldn't change the channel, your next option was the Internet. that's a little sedentary.

The other night, I fell asleep with my tv on. I was having some weird dreams about the pos-t-vac, then when I woke up the infomercial for it was on lolol

RedPillSucks 31

Did I miss why this was in the intimacy section?

Igor_g5 0

So get off your lazy ass and find the remote. Ho far could it have gone. Most likely it's in the same room as the TV. If you can't find it go buy a universal remote.

come on people don't be haters. I'm pretty sure your tv has buttons but you just don't see them. I actually have a tv like that and you can only see the buttons in a certain light. my mom brought it home and I was like wtf where are the buttons? and we didn't see them until the light hit it right. so I'm sure it has buttons just try to find them

texas_Colt 0

I don't know why everyone has to break down everyone else's fml. it was funny. laugh or leave. don't gotta be hater. little dicks wish you had the number don't you!? jealous of OP.

So you would rather watch infomercials for products that do not apply to you than getting off your ass and actually doing something?

Here's a grand idea: Why don't you turn off the TV or go buy a universal remote?