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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 10:50 - United States

Today, I lost the remote control to my TV. I can't change the channel manually on it, and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial for the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this for an hour now. I'm a female, and I'm beginning to feel like I need this product. FML

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By Joplin - 13/09/2010 19:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML

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By oddgrrl99 - 23/07/2013 22:42 - United States - Portage

Today, my husband removed the TV from our bedroom to improve our sex life. Still no sex because he watches TV on his iPhone. FML

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By fishruinsex - 08/12/2010 08:46

Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML

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Renesaga 8

Monday 11 October 2010 19:15

Get it on one condition: It's gotta be $19.95

TheComputerGuy96 16

Monday 11 October 2010 19:33

Your tv doesn't even have a power button?????? Unplugging it might be dangerous, but a tv without a physical power button is weird. (And I have an LCD tv)

Comments

bravobilly 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 6:54

that is why women should not be in charge of the remote!

skwishTHEfishyy 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 7:20

ROFLMAOOO

mR_StAtiiC 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 7:32

so your lady Gaga??

Bees_fml 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 14:23

What *about* her Lady Gaga??

musicismylife21 5

Tuesday 12 October 2010 7:33

wow dummy go get a life and be active! ever heard of the power button on the actual tv?

JNaftel 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 11:22

turn off the tv. problem solved

doong_fml 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 14:23

is the VL Turbro

blutkind 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 14:37

what kind of channel advertises penis pumps? were you watching a ppv Porno or something?

hotdyegrl 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 15:45

run to walmart and get a universal remote...

skyelikesmusic 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:36

pull the plug

xmsbbygrl 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 18:07

she didn't say she wanted to turn it off she said she wanted to " change the channel". maybe she actually lost the remote I lose mine all the time and perhaps her tv buttons are broke. some of u people are so stuck up ur own asses that y'all don't think about other possibilities.

spartan_girl 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 7:43

the point is that she didn't have to sit there and watch. Maybe there was something else on TV that she wanted to change the channel to, and I guess that would kind of suck- but she didn't have to sit there for an hour, watching a useless infomercial. Like so many others have said, she could have just turned off the TV and found something else to do.