By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 22:09 - United Kingdom - Hatfield

Spicy
Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML
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Bman54 19

I guess either way, you're gonna be sore.

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LeGly 5

Eh, go for it. It's not the worst thing in the world. You might like it.

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Hellishowl 17

I'd say this 'loss' might be a win ;D

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ThatOneALGuy 11

with everything I've seen everyone thinking it's male and female what it's female female hmmm?

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Levvy 22

It's not. Quoth the FML entry: "On 03/11/2016 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)"

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boredgirl_02 14

Use lots of lube and have her go slow while stroking you... I think you'll like it?. If only I could do more fun stuff

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THopper2426 6

Either way you'll be a sore loser. Get it?XD

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GoogieWithers 22

I think you are going to be sore but it's up to you if you're going to be a loser as well!

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shupoopeh 3

Youre a sore loser either way......

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ZevVeli 10

Never make a bet you're not comfortable fulfilling if you lose.

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randommanwill 11

I'd say I'd choose to be a sore loser, but I'd never bet something like that in the first place.

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