Intimacy: Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I...

By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 22:09 - United Kingdom - Hatfield

Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML

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By badtimingdude - 18/08/2009 16:34 - Mauritius

Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML

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By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

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Run away, now

By Anonymous - 15/12/2016 04:50

Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2014 22:26 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my team suffered a humiliating loss against our biggest rivals. My family was pretty supportive, though, but only because they'd taken bets against me from the start. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By honor sucks - 27/11/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2014 21:51 - United States - Lemont

Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML

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Saturday 12 March 2016 8:05

I guess either way, you're gonna be sore.

SorasOtherForm 4

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:04

What was the bet?

Comments

ulissey_fml 22

Saturday 12 March 2016 22:38

It's down to a simple choice: keep your jockstrap on ...or keep getting strap jokes.

Butters789 18

Saturday 12 March 2016 23:40

Don't do it the ****

crandel 11

Sunday 13 March 2016 1:11

How's this a loss? It feels great. Just use a bit of lube and ask her to give you a reach-around as she does it.

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 13 March 2016 1:16

Stock up on lube!

tomtoms23 5

Sunday 13 March 2016 1:19

Take the sore loser tag, the poop shoot is a one way street fella.

danman27 15

Sunday 13 March 2016 1:44

Hah. Sore

NYGiants1925 22

Sunday 13 March 2016 1:52

You should get used to being called a sore loser.

trojanman74 6

Sunday 13 March 2016 2:30

I think the strap on should be forever be known as the "sore loser"

Cebolamole 13

Sunday 13 March 2016 4:16

I'm guessing that if you had won the bet, you would be going at her instead? Either way, winning a bet and being forced to do something sexual is borderline rape - it is without your consent, you were coerced into doing it. Just think about it if the roles were reversed and if you would be ok with her backing out of the bet... Anyway, neither one of you should be forced into any sexual contact if you don't want to, bet or no bet.