Intimacy: Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I...

By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 22:09 - United Kingdom - Hatfield

Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML

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By badtimingdude - 18/08/2009 16:34 - Mauritius

Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML

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No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

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Run away, now

By Anonymous - 15/12/2016 04:50

Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2014 22:26 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my team suffered a humiliating loss against our biggest rivals. My family was pretty supportive, though, but only because they'd taken bets against me from the start. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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You deserved it 3 890

By honor sucks - 27/11/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2014 21:51 - United States - Lemont

Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML

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Bman54 19

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:05

I guess either way, you're gonna be sore.

SorasOtherForm 4

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:04

What was the bet?

Comments

Levvy 22

Monday 14 March 2016 17:05

Hey, maybe it'll turn out to be enjoyable. Can't know until you try!

manuwish 9

Monday 14 March 2016 20:29

is it your ego?..if she loves you she won't hurt you. If she wants to hurt you, ask yourself why! 3 times: why..are you with someone like that, ...you want to let her do something like that and,... was it even an option for a wager?

fangirlfever 5

Monday 14 March 2016 21:22

better go with strap on no one has to know

jweinz 10

Monday 14 March 2016 21:44

what was the bet lol

Rubbamonkey 5

Monday 14 March 2016 21:57

Actually you'd butt sore loser ?

Rubbamonkey 5

Monday 14 March 2016 21:58

Actually you'd butt sore loser :-)

rogerover 19

Tuesday 15 March 2016 1:03

Lots of Lube!

SpartanMerc 18

Tuesday 15 March 2016 9:59

Could always grow up and let her call you a sore loser for a couple of weeks til she forgets about it... or get penetrated and lose all self respect, and respect from your gf.