By deadman - 09/07/2012 18:25 - United Kingdom - Market Harborough

Today, I'm having heart surgery. The doc came in, donut in one hand and papers in another. While I was filling them out, his hands kept trembling, and he dropped the donut on the floor. He fumbled to pick it up and kept eating. The guy I'm entrusting my life to doesn't even respect the five-second rule. FML
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thundergirl_fml 2

I'd be more concerned about his trembling hands considering you're having heart surgery...

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omerthebomber 4

The five second rule it's correct :| it doesn't matter how long your food was on the floor be it 1 second or 10

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CaughtTheMermaid 5

Wow, I hope you request for a new surgeon o_o And may God bless you during your surgery! :)

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kimg0885 23

Wow u must have a horrible HMO or something. why can't you switch doctors? even if it is last minute it's your life on the line and you should feel comfortable

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momogal 22

The UK has government run healthcare. This is what is happening in the US now.

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poloisbored 7

"FML" indeed. he doctor will take care of that.

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PlaySpades 21

This is what happens in many countries with universal health care. Go ahead and bury me but it's true. If everyone gets it, the quality goes down because quality care and prompt appointments and surgeries can no longer be ensured by the government due to the ridiculously high costs.

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Midnightpearls 13

Because the five-second rule is bogus. Coat the foot with salmonella, and dropping it for a few milliseconds picks up enough bacteria to cause sickness.

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redmnky21 8

I'd be more worried about the shaking hands than him eating a donut off the hospital floor

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mughni 10

Shouldn't you be more concerned about his shaky hands, rather then the stupid 5 second rule???

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

Trembling hands + heart surgery = no bueno. My sister and my boyfriend have both had heart surgery. My boyfriend only had it done once, however. My sister has had it done so many times... they've told her she's a walking miracle. Apparently she's lead to better techniques for future patients. She was born missing a heart valve. ...anywho, nobody here cares about my sister lol :P I do hope it went well for you though! Come back on FML and tell us how it went.

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