By No thank you - 04/02/2015 20:17 - United States - Columbus

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Today, I'm here to inform men that, "If I fucked you, I wouldn't pull out" is not an effective pick up line. Ever. Especially on a coworker. FML
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tdawg91 17

So romantic! What girl wouldn't swoon?

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Are there actually effective pick-up lines? Though that one, I admit, is particularly bad.

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mmazzaa 16

The **** kinda pick up line is that lmaoo.... Boys get your shit together

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MrConcise 34

"Your Facebook profile gives me an erection." Is that one good? I think I may start using that one more.

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MrConcise 34

"But my dick isn't." It's okay, I heard them panties drop, you don't have to tell me. lol, these are all awful. Pickup lines are like Buzzfeed articles. Only one in a million is actually good.

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dragoongirl90 34

I'd look at him with my eyes real wide and innocently say, "You want a baby with me?" Then twitch my left eye and cackle insanely until he went away.

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japtap81 16

That would be hilarious in itself. Lmao

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cakefete2 30

Be careful that doesn't backfire. Some guys like the crazy.

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dragoongirl90 34

That's true but if he tried anything I'd just pull the dagger out of my boot and tell him that if he didn't back away there would no longer be anything for him to pull out.

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brieee 23

I love it when a guy says that... (Sarcasm)

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Hasselhoffart 15

"Hey sexy coworker. How's about I get you pregnant" what kind of thought process decided that was a good idea?

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ryannmichael 17

Best pick up line "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

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Alastrina_fml 20

What a godawful pickup line....as if women are supposed to be somehow thankful for crass and lowbrow attention from guys who have NO idea how to be gentlemen.....

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earljonez 22

what?!!! But that's one of my better pickup lines!!

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Just_A_Tree 20

Pull out method is not an effective method either, but if this dude uses those kinds of "pick up lines" then he probably doesn't know much about that stuff anyway.

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cakefete2 30

"They have excellent maternity leave benefits here. How 'bout I show them to you? What do you mean HR will love this one?"

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bambamross90 6

A great song once said "I don't f*** with you!"

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