Am I the only one who didn't picture OP chugging the icing? I thought they were just working with royal icing because that stuff is a bitch to squeeze.

This reminds me of that one episode where Spongebob tried to lift a long dumbell with 2 teddybear plushies. Anyway it's never too late to start getting in shape OP.

That's almost as hard as heavy lifting.

I'm with you. I have low muscle tone, and my arm got tired when I was holding a mixing bowl over a pan for a cake I made today.

Sorry I'm not that knowledgeable with exercise can people really be that unfit? Just wondering.

please tell me it was into your mouth!

If youre that out of shape you have a serious issue

The icing made you this way. Karma.

I'm still waiting for the fapping reference. Come on Follks!! There's a really good joke here somewhere.

First off, you guys have genuinely made me laugh, even the less than kind comments have been hilarious. To clarify: the tube of icing in question was snagged from a discount bin because the decorating tip was broken, and an improvised opening with a knife was required. I didn't gouge a hole in it because I was spelling something out and I didn't feel like getting icing everywhere. In regards to my weight, I'm honestly not that athletic, I am a bit on the plush side, and yes, I do need to work out more (I go on daily walks around the neighborhood with my dog as a start). Baby steps, right?